Class of 2005

Ahh 2005. what can I say about it? It was the best of years, it was the worst of years. Ok so 2005 was my ONLY year. But most of all 2005 was the year of the baby! Not just cuz your truly first saw the light of day on May 12 at 11:13 pm ( hmm light of day at 11:13 pm?!?) No it's due to all the babies born this year. As time runs out I have wishes for all them Like **cough** "little" Savannah born right on St Patty's day. I wish all the best in daddy's new ventures. Or Samuel who just couldn't wait to come out. I wish for you patience, so you can realize how incredible your parents' love is for you. Then there's cousin Peyton, who proved you don't need doctors to deliver a baby, or nurses, or even a hospital. Just pull over and let mommy do the job. I wish that you come to Texas so we can meet! And then there's Elena. Uhh just a tip kiddo you might not want to upstage Uncle Scott and your brother on their birthdays. I wish for you to understand your uniquness even when you have to share. Next, of course, is Rebecca, the tax break-baby. Seriously, ummm, how's your dad's changing ability coming along. I wish that you are a heavy sleeper, so you won't disturb my nap.Finally, my blogosphere compadre Keira. You don't scare us like that ever again. I wish for you perfect health. Actually, I wish health for ALL the babies of 2005. And for the parents I wish good luck. Cuz by this time next year we'll be walking and talking! Au Revoir 2005 HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

Where's the cold weather?

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't this December? Doesn't that mean it is supposed to be cold? OK, I got this really nifty new coat to go with my new shirt and pants from my Great Grandma S (thanks, GGS), and it's going to be 75 degrees here today and too warm to show it off. What's a girl to do? Do I dress for what the weather is supposed to be like, or do I dress for what the weather really is? Decisions, decisions. Well, really Mommy makes those decisions for me right now, but someday I'll make my own, so I've got to think ahead.

So Many Good Things to Eat

Here I am lying on the rug Daddy made me and the blanket Grandma S. quilted for me. I was trying to take a bite out of Mommy's knee. I just wanted her to feed me. And boy did she. In the last few days I've eaten duck, carrots, turkey, sweet potato, prunes, and a little bit of homemade whole wheat bread. Yummy Yummy in my Tummy. Later I will show you the fabulous clothes and toys I received. Thanks everyone!

Christmas!!!

WOW! I Mean WOW. Why didn't you people tell me Christmas was this great. I mean last night Mommy and Daddy gave me a present. Just one for Christmas Eve they told me. It was a nativity set with the baby Jesus and Mary and Joseph. Daddy put it in the manger scene that he built all himself ( well with some help from Grandpa M). They Mommy got all beautiful and we went to the church with Grandma and Grandpa S. But it wasn't like normal church. It was all decked out in evergreen and lit up with candles (mmmm fire). And the pastor told the whole story of Christmas, the original story. Then I went home and peed on mommy. ALL over Mommy, but I digress. After a long night of waiting and getting up and peeing ...twice, I awoke to presents under the tree.... for ME. I don't know what I did to deserve it all. I opened one from Aunt Cindy. Boy does she know what I like -- chewy toys! I also got a savings bond from Uncle Mike. We are taking the rest to Grandpa S's. I hope they aren't more gifts there, I don't know if I can take any more excitement.... hehe.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVRYONE!

The Pig, the Mommy and the Changing table

Wow! you won't believe this story cuz it involves talking animals. I know, hard to believe but true. You see it all started innocent enough as I was getting my diaper changed on the changing table whenall of a sudden I was whisked away to a magical land where the animals talked! I ran into my new friend Mr. Oinkers and he told me all about his family. Apparently someone went to the market, someone didn't , someone had roast beef, someone else did not and finally the littlest pig ran ALLLLLthe way home. Well I was enjoying the stories but mommy, you know who mommy is, whisked me away from the magical land of the changing table. Perhaps someday I can return...

Daddy Note: Any resemblence to the works of C.S. Lewis is purely coincidental.

What a Big Girl!

Back to the ladies' luncheon--I showed the Grandmas what a big girl I am getting to be. I can actually hold my own bottle now, and I'll bet Mom really likes that! I know I sure do.

It's all about control, folks. I think I'm going to like controlling what I do--I wonder if Mom and Dad will.

New Song

All I want for Christmas is my one front tooth
my one front tooth
See my one front tooth.

All I need for Christmas is my one front tooth

Then I could wish you Merry Christmas!

Seriously Santa, this teething is getting the best of me. I thought I was done when the 1st one came in. I hope there aren't any past these 4...

Daddy Note-- You can click on the photo to get a close-up of Victoria and her teeth.

Ladies Lunch

Yesterday all the ladies went to lunch. I liked it because I got to eat my very first lemon. I also got to wear my new jacket, isn't the hood nifty! However, the waitress messed up two orders. The grandmas won in the end though because they got two free pieces of cheesecake. I didn't get any of that. :(

Today all the grandparents watched me while Mommy and Daddy went to Mass. Grandma M. made a lovely end of Advent dinner. I enjoyed my cracker, peas, and prunes. I also liked playing with Mortimer. He whines alot though. He just wants to eat people food, like me.

Just Hanging Out

Well folks, I've had a busy couple of days. Yesterday I out to eat for lunch with the Grandparents (Grandpa S. had to work) and then for dinner we met Mr. Carl and Mrs. Renee at Rudy's. Grandpa M. sure loves that restaurant.

Today wasn't so great. I was very grumpy when Mommy woke me up. Why didn't she want to play at 4 a.m, like I wanted to. Then we had to go to the doctor's office. I loved watching all the kids who could walk in the waiting room! However, then I had to have a flu shot. Yuck. I'm feeling a bit better now.

Tomorrow, the ladies are having a day of beauty. It sounds like fun; I will tell you all about it.

New Food

I was having a little trouble going, well you know. I hadn't since Saturday at lunch and Mommy decided to break out the prunes. I really enjoyed them as you can see by the evidence on my hands, pants, and face. I got some on the walls, my highchair, and Mommy also. But it worked! I was so disappointed when they were all gone and I want to eat more soon.

Santa's on his way

Ok,OK,

You're not going to believe this one. I met this guy Saturday night; He's a big guy with a long beard and wears a lot of red. Check out his outfit. But's that's not the unbelieveable part. No, the unbelievable part is if you ask this guy he will bring you toys and candy. Of course there is a catch. He only comes one night a year. And only if you been good all year. I've been good. Well, despite pouring water on daddy, biting mommy's arm, opening daddy's dresser drawers, and trying to grab food off of mommy's plate, I've been good. Anyway, I took a picture with the jolly old guy. Whaddya think? Looks like a pretty cool dude to me. Peyton and Keira you be good and I'll put in a word for you. Till next time faithful readers...

Workin' My Pants Off

Wow! This crawling stuff is really hard work! I have this great toy I usually play with in the tub (the same one I gave Daddy a bath with ), but I didn't want to give it up when Grandma M and Grandma S gave me my bath tonight, so they let me chew on it some more. I like it so much I'll even show off my new crawl for it, but geesh, they could have at least given me a belt. When Grandma S put my cup in front of me (about a yard) I made a straight bee-line for it, but my pants kind of were getting left behind. OK, Santa, add a belt to my list!

More Please

Mommy snapped this picture after I had eaten almost a whole jar of squash. I haven't been hungry recently, so she was happy I was finally wanting to eat again. I told her I just want pizza and french fries instead.

Oh yeah. Happy belated birthday Mommy. We are going out tomorrow with all my Grandparents, my Aunt Breana and Uncle Matthew, and Miss Marta also.

having a ball

Brrrr..Zimno Noga

It's cold people. Time to bundle up! Grandma says its 32 degrees outside. I'm glad I'm not out there. I like being bundled up in my clothes and blanket. Can you see my neat hat? I do like it. Hopefull, it will be cold a long long time so I can wear that hat again and again. Plus mommy gives me extra hugs to keep warm. I wish it would always be cold :) Stay warm folks get your mommy to hug ya!

PS Grandma M -- the title's for you

Texas......FIGHT

Texas FIGHT
Texas FIGHT
Texas FIGHT
Texas FIGHT

Woot, my Longhorns beat those silly buffaloes 70 to 3 yesterday. What a close game ;) Daddy says they won't play again til Jan 4. I don't know if I can wait so long, I do enjoy watching them play. Especially when they win. Of course I've never seen them lose. Daddy says they lost once, before I was born, but I don't believe him. Anyway remember to wear your ornage Jan 4!!

Santa Claus is Coming to Grandma & Grandpa's

Victoria, I think there's been some mistake. When I came home from work today I found your stocking hanging on our fireplace. Are you coming to visit us for Christmas? That would be really wonderful! I notice that your stocking has two feet just like your jammies. There's a nice big pocket, too. Guess Santa will have to work overtime to get it all filled up with goodies. Sure hope he has good elves.

Love,
Grandma S

Now in the interest of fairness - The Mommy incident

Mushot of Victoria J Muller, accused of assaulting Mommy with a wet weapon--->


Well it was a couple days after that Daddy incident (see below). I had been very good while Mommy was at her yoga class. Daddy feed me, gave me a bath, and put my pjs on. When Mommy came home I was so excited! Unfortunately, Daddy hadn't put the diaper on very well, and after all what goes in must come out. I'm sorry Mommy. It's a lucky thing you had on your yoga stuff and not a fancy dress.

The daddy incident

So here's my story. You can believe what you want, but why not believe a pretty girl?!? I was taking a bath the other night, just lounging around when mommy gives me a cup. I didn't ask for the cup, she gave it to me. Well what's a kid to do? I filled the cup and tossed the water on the floor. I am a kid after all. But what good is an empty cup? So I filled it. Now let me just say, I had NO idea daddy was on the floor cleaning up spill #1 when I decided to make spill # 2. So he got a little bath water on him. I was sitting in the bath and I didn't mind. Well I guess daddy did, cuz he dressed me in this silly red outfit ( please look at exhibit 1) and line me up in front of a glowing tree. I knew I was in for it when daddy started to laugh at me "Ho ho ho," was all he could seem to say. He then proceeded to hoist me wayyyyyyy up to the top of the tree where he told me to put the glowing lady on top. I don't know what she did but it must have been bad if she got stuck up there. Well daddy then gave me a big hug and kiss and we starting singing about getting 2 front teeth, but I got them already! Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking with it!

From Daddy: Yeah that's what happened *wink*. BTW if you think here eyes are bight blue in piucs, wait til you seem them in person.

Family

Sorry I haven't written in a while. I've been very busy with my family. I have so many stories. Maybe you'd like to hear about me eating my first pickle. Perhaps you'd like to hear about how I splashed a little water from my bath and while Daddy was cleaning it up I poured a glass of water all over him. You also might want to know about the six new teeth I'm cutting all at once. However, it's my bedtime so all these fabulous tales will have to wait for another day. Goodnight family.