To Grandmother's House I go

Ahh I need to get out of here right away!

Look at what is chasing me...
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Grandma --- Save Me!

Costume??!?

Hey, What's this? I was told I was to be a ladybug for Halloween. Does this look like a ladybug to you? I think Not! I did not sign up to be an extra in Lord of the Dance. Call my people, I can't let this outrage stand! Huh? Oh Grandma has the ladybug costume in Sherman. Well Mommy, time to hit the road. We need to get to Sherman before Halloween...

New Meal

Hey, What's this stuff?? hmm looks like ground beef in a cream sauce! yum yum! And what's this Daddy put it over toast. Brilliant!! Why this is a landmark creation. I do love it. I just wonder why Daddy is calling it S.O.S.?????

Feel free to add comments to this or any other post of VictoriaJ's we have taken the restrictions off as a test -- so play nice!

Football showdown 2006

Go Horns!

No no no wait -- Go Corn!

Wait a second -- Colt just made a great pass -- Go Horns again!

No no I mean -- Go Huskers!

Oh I don't who to root for, it's sooooo close

What ???? Texas has the third string kicker in ??-- Oh, I can't watch Daddy tell me who wins...





Texas 22-20 what a nail bitter. It's nice to be able to root for both sides eh Victoria?

One year burning down the road....

Hard to believe, but it's been one year since I started this little old blog. And BOY, what a year it has been! Daddy wanted to do a retospective, but I said "BAH" to that. Instead of looking back, we should be looking ahead. I have a whole lotta misadventures just waiting to happen. For instance, what will happen on my first day of school?

Or what about the day I graduate college? ( GrandmaS you have a spot waiting for me, right?)

Ahh college, I tried being a brunette in those days....

But then it's the real world; work, responsibilities and before you know it -- my wedding day (Daddy start saving now!)

And after that, the sky's the limit! Congresswoman Muller, Governor Muller and maybe someday-- PRESIDENT MULLER!

Hey it could happen......

But till then stay tuned. Everyday is a misadventure when you hang with VictoriaJ!

Wanna See somtghing scarey??

EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!

OK Daddy pull it back now. We don't wanna scare our readers too much.

Thats much better. So just a quick howdy today as the daddy and I work on something big for our 1st annivesary post -- see ya soon.

VictoriaJ

The Toddler Monster Mash

OK, on Monday I told you about some of the stuff we did over the weekend. Well, Peyton, I saved the best part for last! There was this great big area that was really, really bouncy with all kinds of soft, fun blocks (and I mean BIG blocks) in it for just kids our size.

What you gotta do is this--first take off your shoes. I LOVE being barefoot, so this is my kinda place. Next you climb down the step into the pit. It feels really squishy on your toes and you sort of dip down with every step you take, so expect to take a fall or two at first while you're getting used to it. The good thing, though, is that you can fall and not get hurt!

You can see by the picture that I took a little spill and didn't hurt myself one bit. Some cute young guy even ran into me once and we both flopped down, and guess who got up first--yours truly!

The blocks are really cool. You can carry them around and climb on them and use them to help you stand up. You can stack them, too.

I think the thing I like the best was just running around on this soft stuff, though. You could really go and go and go and it felt so good on my toes. I can hardly wait to go back and visit this place again. And you know what--we will cuz Mommy and Daddy and Grandma and Grandpa and Brittney and Ashlee all upgraded their tickets to season passes for the rest of this year and all of next. Is that a sweet deal or what? So really, dear cousins, you gotta come visit us in Texas! We'll visit more neat stuff all over the state.

Scottie's Right--There Be Whales

Boy oh boy oh boy, did we ever have a weekend! Friday Grandpa S came and got me and Mommy and Ashlee and we went to San Antonio where we met Grandma S and Brittney and then Saturday Daddy and Aunt Bre and Uncle Matthew joined us and we all got into our cars and went to this place called Sea World. Evan, Matthew and Peyton--you got to drag your parents down here cuz you will never believe it! It was so much fun. As a matter of fact, I can't even write about everything in one day so this will get broken up into two posts.

After we walked and walked and walked we got to a place called the front gate. We got to go right in because we already had our tickets and what do we see but this place where they keep these horses called Clydesdales. Now I've seen horses before, but these are the biggest horses I ever saw, but I guess that is to be expected since this is Texas. They had an area where kids could really go in and stand by one and touch it. Grandpa had them take our picture and he has it at his house and I am really, really petting that big horse.

The we walked some more and came to this really, really big play area where they had this big ship. You can see it behind Mommy and Daddy. I think Daddy got camera shy. Anyway, Mommy and I decided to climb the ropes Wow--it was was scarey and fun. The holes were a little big for me, but Mommy helped me out.

Next I got to play in the sand. Now this wasn't an ordinary sand pile--it was HUGE. And you know what was the best part? They had these great trucks that you got to throw sand right out of--I think they called them dump trucks. Wow! I wonder if Santa knows how much fun those are. Anyway, this sand pile was as big as most of my back yard.

After that we went to see a show called Believe! with someone named Shamu and his friends. I had NO idea that Shamu was a whale. Do you know how big these guys are? We got to sit about six rows up and guess what--there was a glassed in wall that held the water in the tank and you could even see when they were under the water. I was totally transfixed. . .that means I just stared and stared and stared and could not believe what my eyes were seeing. There were some really lucky people who got to swim and dive and play with the whales. What a great job! Grandma said that she could see the wheels turning in my head and I was thinking maybe I could play with whales when I grow up. Anyway, that's all for today. I'll tell you more about it tomorrow, but really, my New Jersey cousins, you gotta come see this!

Goldilocks 2.0

A not so long time ago, in a land called Texas there lived a little girl name VictoriaJ. Now VictoriaJ wanted nothing more in the whole wide world than to have what other girls take for granted. And what is that? HAIR! And then one day as she awoke from her nap...


Dude..... Check it out. I've got hair ! I've got hair!
Beautiful golden locks of hair. Oh Joy Oh Joy. Now I can wear ribbons and bows. I can comb my hair and brush it!. I can have pigtails. No wait I can have a ponytail. Ponies are much better than pigs anyday. Yes, I can do whatever I want now that I have hair!


And what is the 1st thing VictoriaJ did after getting so much hair???

Yup -- She put a hat on...

The moral of the story ? I dunno. Well uhmmm The hat kinda looks like the type Christopher Columbus wore. So uhhhh Happy Columbus Day!

Goofy?!

Daddy say this picture makes me look goofy? Goofy I think not. I'm a sophisticated young lady. I ain't goofy. I mean do you think I look goofy? You didn't answer me right away. That means you think I look goofy! I won't stand for this. I know when I have been insulted!
Goofy I think not...

Any resemblence of VictoriaJ to LucyVP is purely coincidental.

See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen!!!

Wow, check it out Daddy got this neat dry erase board that he writes things on, but who cares! What really matters is when you turn it over it makes a great dance floor. I tell ya I like to boggie, I like disco all night long... Yeah. That's right them other dancers ain't got nothing on me. Just check out my moves below. I ..AM... The Dancing Queen. C'mon everybody sing it with me:

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen (months)

Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life

See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Note from Daddy - ABBA still rocks