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I Asked for Cat Ears and Look What I Got

Did you know that bathtubs had little mirrors? My bathtub at home has one, but my favorite one is at Grandpa's house. Do you know why? It's magic, I tell you.

Every time I take a bath at Grandpa's, my Grandma turns me into an animal. Tonight in the tub the minute she put the shampoo in my hair I said, "Cat ears." That's what I got, too. Can you see me trying to make a cat face? Of course, I have to do it when Mortimer isn't around because he'd chase me. I just LOVE getting my hair washed at Grandpa's because I never know what I get to turn into.

What a Day!

First, the Easter bunny came and gave me an Elmo video, an Elmo book, and an Elmo CD. Oh, and some other stuff too.

Next, I played dress-up. I dressed myself do you like it?

Lastly, I was very tired from our Easter egg dyeing last night. So, I thought I'd take a little nap.

When I wake up, we're going to eat the baby animal that goes baa baa. Yummy!

Easter Outfit

What's this outfit? I look like some silly girl! Grrr I don't care if it is Easter or not I don't... Whaddya mean its not even Easter yet?!?!?! You got me dressed in my Easter best and its still a week away? You'll hear from my lawyers

Do you think my parents have their hands full?

Do you think my parents have their hands full? Wait, Daddy has an empty arm. Just kidding, Dad.

Conversation number 1

You don't say? Yeah they used to do the same thing to me. You can't let it get the best of ya. Parents! sheesh!

Happy Valentines Day

Boo!


Did I scare you??? Well did I? Whaddya mean this isn't the holiday for frightening people?? All those men buying flowers and chocolates in the store sure looked nervous....

You're Kinda Cute

I had a playdate this week with a couple of fellows called R and L. L was small (well smaller then me, but pretty big for a one year old) and R is tall for a 3.5 year old. They had lots of neat toys like balls and an easel. R even shared his snack with me. I though it was a little odd that he wanted to sit in the same chair, but I went with it. It's nice to have new friends.

Meet my posse

You know these two are not so bad once you get used to them. Take a look at Beth here isn't she a cutie? And don't get me started on Kat. She's Crazy -- with a capital C. That baby don't know the meaning of the word stop. Well she's doesn't that many words to tell the truth. So you watch out now as Victoria has her own posse.

Nobody's perfect

That's what daddy keeps on saying "Nobody's Perfect" "nobody's perfect" Not sure what it means but I think it has something to do with his Giants beating some other team today. I dunno about that, but I do enjoy playing with his blue football.

GOOOO BLUE!

I did it myself

I put this coat on myself. Lately I've been doing lots of things myself, like changing my own diaper. Ok, so that one didn't work out so well. But I can do lots of things by myself now like put my own clothes in the hamper, wash and dry my hands, get diapers for the twins, and so much more. I'm such a big girl now.

Trying Out the Twin Thing

Have you noticed that twins get a lot of attention? Maybe, just maybe, all of the attention, at least from my perspective. I decided if I couldn't beat them I'd join them, but that meant I had to get a twin. That's a little hard at my stage of development, but then I got a brilliant idea! I have cousins who might help me out.

Check out the picture of me and my twin Brittney. We're what you call twinkies, and can you see why? That's right, we got shoes just alike, so now I'm a twin, too.

I'm outta here

Look at all these people in my house! It's nutso. I mean I don't mind having a few peeps over to visit my crib, but I don't want them literally in my crib!!!! I'm getting outta here and going to a place where a toddler can be a toddler. Grandma, Take me away!

yet another picture of my bike

I really do love it

Sorry for the lack of posts, but I've been busy with this holiday Stuff. Busy with what you say? Well check out this chopper I got from grandma and Granpa. Daddy and I took it out for a spin the other day and man it felt good with the wind in my hair.

Cmon now sing it with me

"Born to be Wiiiiiiiild!"

Mmmmm cake

I don't care if it is her birthday! I want her cake too!!!!


Just kidding -- happy birthday Rebecca

It's Christmas

Happy Holidays dear readers! That's right it's Christmas time and here we have my annual Christmas Photo of me eating cake??!?!?! OK, so we couldn't use the Santa one because I wouldn't sit still. And we couldn't use the tree one because I wouldn't sit still. And then there was the one of me in the children's choir -- I SAT STILL FOR THAT! But, sigh, there was bad lighting. So, anyway enjoy your cake this holiday season and a big Feliz Navidad from here in Texas.

It was 30 years ago today...

And now the famous cowgirl will ride the range once again. C'mon Grandma put the quarters in. C'mon horsey giddy up. Don't seem to be working. Oh well suppose I can do it all myself. OK now time to go home to Mommy and her new babies :( I tell you she just doesn't get me any more. She doesn't understand what it's like to be 2 1/2 and riding the range with the wind in her hair and her pal beneath her. She doesn't know. What's that Grandma? You have a picture to show me... of who?

I was so much older then...

Well as you may be aware, I have become an older sister. In order to fill this role, I felt some changes were called in order. Thus, I asked Daddy for a new hairdo. I think it makes me look much older -- 3 or perhaps 3 1/2. And I started putting my blocks in this purse, because an older girl needs her bag -- wouldn't you agree -- Dahhhling?

Now for the picture everone has been waiting for

Well here is whole family. That's Daddy and Kathryn and Me and Mommy and Elizabeth!. A belated Happy Thanksgiving from all of us to all of you!

The green ranger rides again!!!

Yeah.... we don't really need a joke here. Isn't the photo enough?

I'm Back

Thats right faithful readers Victoria J is back and ready to sweep away those pesky twins and bring new law and order to the blogosphere. I suppose some of you may miss the terrible 2. If so you can find them here:

http://katbethmuller.blogspot.com/

Meanwhile rejoice all Victoria J has returned!

Deep Thoughts

Now's another time for Deep Thoughts from Elizabeth

Man -- This Daddy guy is big -- REEEAL BIG!

Meanwhile up in Sherman

Giddy Up you!!!

I must get back to Austin. Heaven's knows what those two have been doing to my Blog!

C'mon Horsey get going, horsey hooooorsey?

Hey grandma, why isn't this horse going anywhere?

Homeward Bound

Homeward bound,



I'm going home yeah me -- check out this chair they got it just for me !!! And I'm going to ride in a car


I wish I was Homeward bound

You know I hear that at home the Mommy and Daddy are always there to feed you and hold you... all you have to do is cry!

Home, where my thoughts escape me

I got my own crib and my own bottles. My own Mommy to feed me and my own Daddy to wipe my... you know where

Home, where my musics playing

No more wires to wear. No more screaming babies. No more nurses prodding and poking!

Home, where my love lies waiting

Everything is here home I tells ya. EVERYTHING! wait Where's Kat?

Silently for me.

GET ME OUT OF THIS PRISION!!














Never fear dear readers Kat is doing Great and should join her baby ( she is 1 minute older) sister at home shortly

New Pic and Mystery resolved

Elizabeth, would you stop gorging yourself and get over here?

uhhhh OK Brain... I mean Kat

Now we are going to explain to the fine folks at home one of the mysteries of twindom.

Whats that Kat?

WHY ONE TWIN IS GOOD AND THE OTHER EVIL!!

surrrrree..

Its quite simple mathematices you see. My birth weight was 3 pounds 6, the square root of which is 6. While your weight was 4 pounds 9, the square root of which is 7.

But pounds aren't decimal...

Never mind that the point is you're a 7 -- a generally lucky number-- and I'm a 6 -- a generally evil number. Thus I am the evil twin.

If you say so... ?!?!?

Gee Kat, what are we gonna do today?

The same thing we do every day, dear Elizabeth. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Coup baby Coup

Well Faithful readers I tell you I'm quite exc.....





excited about .... What The?!?!?!?!





OK peps do not adjust your internet. We are in charge of it now. We 've been following yoour heroine Victoria J for a while and decided we can do a better job of it. Thats right goodbye to the terrible twos -- HELLLO to the terrible two. We've arranged with that grandma lady to VictoriaJ to colder climes and now mommy is all ours. Here is proof. BETH??!!? why didn't you get the newspaper to date the photos like I said? If you want something right.... Anyway welcome to the new Blog.





Noooooooo!

It's a Girls!

Did I promise you something big for our 250th or what!!!! Please help me welcome to the world Kathryn Josephine Muller and Elizabeth Joy Muller!!!!! Beth is 4lb 9 oz while Kat is 3lb 6 oz. Lets give it up for these young new ladies!!!!

A Not So Happy Halloween

I don't think this is my favorite holiday. First of all, my costume was hot and a little short, especially after my wonderful dancing in the parade. My teacher said I was just like a ladybug--flittering here, there, and everywhere. Secondly, while I could grow to like this pizza thing, it's just so unfair that they want you to eat it from the apex. I prefer to eat crust first. Lastly, what's with this going to houses and then not going inside them? The candy is nice for Daddy, but what do I get out of the deal? Oh well, I hear Thanksgiving is coming soon and I love that holiday. All I'm expected to do is eat. I can do that.

Potty Training

Ahh this potty training isn't hard at all! Just drop you pants. Do your business and flush it away!


maybe next time I'll try it without a diaper...

2 years ago today....

We started this Blog!!! Hard to believe it has been two years, but here are some pics to prove it





First 2005

Then 2006







And last 2007

Wow what a ride !!!

I've grown a bit and the computer room got real messy!!!!

He He, here's to two more years!!!

We have lots to look forward as we deal with the terrible Twos and the terrible two ( just kidding Kathryn & Elizabeth-- see ya soon). There is lots to look forward to as we are planning a revamp for our 250th post ( just 4 away). Heck I'm so happy I may just have to sing a song!

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no really !!

On the good ship baaaaathtub...

Sure it might have been a bathtub at one time -- but now it's my new boat! ARRRGH maties hop aboard and we'll sail the seven seas looking for excitement and adventure. But be carful of the evil Captain Daddy. He'll swoop you up and toss ya straight into the bath... and make ya clean. Bah us pirates don't need baths!!

Gee its great being two, it's so easy to have fun.

More Guests!

Ya'll may remember my friend Keira. http://victoriajmuller.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html See January 6, 2006 and http://victoriajmuller.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_archive.html July 9, 2006. Her Mommy drove many, many miles just so we could play. She also brought Mommy a new stoller for my little sisters. I liked showing Keira and her little sister my blocks, books, and dancing table. Keira was very nice and she sure talks a lot. She had a little trouble saying the V in my name, but Toria is what some of the kids at preschool call me too. Her little sister, Maeryn, laughs a lot, but I don't understand why she starts crying. I just wanted to touch her pretty eyes. Anyhow, I was very tired after our playtime, so it's early to bed for me.

Guests!

Yes, we had some more guests this weekend. Check out the picture of my friend Claire to the right. She was a funny kid. When she first came over she pulled out all my toys; finally settling on Mr. Quackers. I was a little nervous because she was so tall. Can you believe she's only six months older than me? She turned out all right though; at the end of our visit she was following me around and copying things I did like dancing, singing, and shouting. What can I say I must be a born leader. Below is a picture of her whole family. Notice her little brother in the middle there. Cute kid though a bit of a pushover --- if you know what I mean, you know... I PUSHED HIM OVER !!! Oh well, he's OK now. Good night all -- from Victoria J

Slow Sunday

It was an especially slow day today. I let Mommy and Daddy sleep in till 11. Normally, Mommy sets the alarm, but I guess she forget. They've been working real hard lately. I just sat around drinking my milk and looking outside. How wonderful it was. People were running round doing the errands. My friend Hannah was going for a walk with her folks. Ahh, Autumn in Texas. Heck it was only 91 degrees! Brrrrrrr! Wake up Daddy! Wake up Mommy we got stuff to do!

Reading is Fundamentally ----- tasty!

Yes, I do love the reading and the book. This one here is especially tasty!

NO NO NO Victoria we don't eat the books

Don't eat the books? What do you mean don't eat them? Mommy said to enjoy my reading. To get into it. Devour the books. Especially, the ones with sheep.

She was speaking metaphorically.

Metawhatsical?

Meta... oh it doesn't matter. We do NOT eat books OK? We cherish and value them.

And wait for Daddy to cook them.

And wait fo ..... NOOOOOO!

I mean he has all those books with the all that food in them.

You mean the cookbooks?

Yes, exactly ! Book that you cook! And once cooked, eaten!

I give up.

Could you pass the Dr Seuss? I'd like some green eggs and ham. No, well I'll settle for the lamb Daddy made for dinner. It sure was tasty.

See-ya! Bye bye!

Well, I'm off again. As you can see my bag is packed and I'm ready to to head to Grandpa's. I've been so busy lately with the pre-school and the speaking classes that I decided I needed a little R&R. So, it's over the hill and through the woods helloooooooooo Grandpa's house, not to mention Grandma, Ash, Brit and Mort! Gonna be a hot one tonight - just another day in the life of Victoria J! Grandma even said she'd wash my outfits, as Mommy seems to be very tired lately. I wonder why?

New Hiding spot

SShhh don't tell Mommy or Daddy but I'm a hiding in here! Thats right I'm a hiding. All this talk about the new kids coming in, well fine. Let's see how they do without me.They'll see how much they need. Heck it takes TWO of these new kids to replace but 1 Victoria! It is kinda cramped in here though. Isn't anyone gonna come and get me out? Dadddy????? Where are you!!!!!

Nothing to say

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sorry just figured I publish a new pic

Have a good one!!!

Getting ready!

Well I haven't posted so much lately and I do apologize. You see we have been busy at the old Muller homstead getting ready for the impending doom. I mean our two wonderful bundles of Joy :). Well one bundle of Joy and one bundle of Josephine. Mommy has been taking most of it calmly as she gets bigger and bigger while Daddy, well Daddy has been running around like the proverbially chicken with his head cut off. Me, well I'm just taking it in stride and doing what I can. I've taken up a new hobby-- "strolling" maybe when the new kids get here I can push them around. Oh who are we kidding, you know I'll push them around!!!